So, this week’s post is more of a list type and, also, more of a joke. Any resemblance to actual persons is, frankly, hilarious. However, do feel free to use any of these ideas as your own…, and share pictures. I’m sure everyone would love to see the neighbors’ expressions when they see a skeleton in your yard trimming the hedges. I may or may not have done a few of these myself, while others just seem cool.
You know you’re obsessed with Halloween if…
1 Everything in your closet is orange and black
2 ALL of your recipes include pumpkin spice, even the meatloaf
3 You believe the cobwebs in your house add to the décor
4 Your ringtone is the “Nightmare Before Christmas” theme
5 You added creaking sounds to your front door
6 Your neighbors see you cast “spells” on them
7 You carve a scary face into every fruit or vegetable you buy
8 Your voice mail message has screams, dragging chains, and
other sound effects
9 You run the fog machine every time you watch a scary movie
10 Your posable skeletons are always “doing” some kind of yardwork
11 You go to the grocery store in full makeup and costume
12 You let your house plants die to match the cobwebs
13 Your yard is full of bat houses
14 You bought a house and moved to Elm St
15 You got a job at the town morgue
16 You started your own Halloween blog….
I hope you found the list entertaining. If there are any more reasons you’d like to add, feel free to so it in the comments below.