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16 Signs You’re Obsessed With Halloween

June 16, 2017 by Scarecrow Leave a Comment


          So, this week’s post is more of a list type and, also, more of a joke.   Any resemblance to actual persons is, frankly, hilarious.   However, do feel free to use any of these ideas as your own…, and share pictures.   I’m sure everyone would love to see the neighbors’ expressions when they see a skeleton in your yard trimming the hedges.   I may or may not have done a few of these myself, while others just seem cool.

          You know you’re obsessed with Halloween if…

                    1   Everything in your closet is orange and black

                    2   ALL of your recipes include pumpkin spice, even the meatloaf

                    3   You believe the cobwebs in your house add to the décor

                    4   Your ringtone is the “Nightmare Before Christmas” theme

                    5   You added creaking sounds to your front door

                    6   Your neighbors see you cast “spells” on them

                    7   You carve a scary face into every fruit or vegetable you buy

                    8   Your voice mail message has screams, dragging chains, and
                              other sound effects

                    9   You run the fog machine every time you watch a scary movie

                    10   Your posable skeletons are always “doing” some kind of                               yardwork

                    11   You go to the grocery store in full makeup and costume

                    12   You let your house plants die to match the cobwebs

                    13   Your yard is full of bat houses

                    14   You bought a house and moved to Elm St

                    15   You got a job at the town morgue

                    16   You started your own Halloween blog….

          I hope you found the list entertaining.   If there are any more reasons you’d like to add, feel free to so it in the comments below.

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